Woman! Why am I green? What happened to my skin? What do I have a tail? What sorcery have you gone and done on me?

Magus, if you've been fucking around and gotten me stuck like this, I am going to skewer you. You've been good for awhile. Don't go fucking it up now.

I'd suggest being careful around me, Cow. I keep having fire erupt from my hands or from my blades.

You cannot keep me locked down here forever. Eventually, I'll get through that door or you'll be forced to let me out, Elena. Keeping me against my will can only make matters worse in the end.

((There's a quiet dripping sound, as if he were in a cave with water. Yuber can be heard breathing for a few seconds before he speaks. His voice is flat and monotone.))

Let me out, Elena.

If it's under three and a half feet tall, and it gets near me, I'm taking its head off its shoulders.